You need more oomph from your Scratch. You don't mind if it blows up occasionally because it has semi-sentient packets of code ripped from the bowels of crashed starships that once glittered near the Tannhauser gates. You want it. Now.
OK, so here's the thing; it's dangerous. It may ruin your life. It will certainly not do everything you expect and some UI parts are quite frankly irritating right now. You really don't want to try uploading projects to a public repository yet, though most that you download will work ok. Ish.
If you're so cool you could store a side of beef in yourself, so hip you have trouble seeing over your pelvis, so utterly fearless you don't even bother with peril-sensitive sunglasses - then you're the one. Try downloading
http://www.raspberrypi.org/NuScratch.tgz
[[LIZ BUTTS IN: I've just uploaded the file to a machine at Pi Towers and changed this link so it points at our servers rather than Dropbox, which should make everyone's lives a bit easier! Back to Tim's scheduled service:]]
If your router stops whimpering, try untar-ing it with
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`tar -xzvf NuScratch.tgz`
wait...
then -
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./bin/squeak NScratch-rtel1.image
Just remember to never, ever... oh, no, not that! Please No! <carrier wave lost> <Links to subetha net lost>